Naomi in a nutshell

We like weddings.

Other random highlights from the weekend: 

  1. Taking pictures of West Ed like tourists
  2. Salivating for Pinkberry, only to realize it was still under construction
  3. Random Spanish phrases (como estas?)
  4. Gossip about family drama
  5. Grandma’s confusion as to which grandson was getting married

Now… back home and back to work. And just when I get complacent and think I’m pretty smart/capable/competent… I do something so face-palm-groan-inducing that it’s pretty unbelievable I actually have a job. Case in point: compiling a bunch of data and splitting the costs into quarters (Q1, Q2, Q3, etc.)… only to realize a week later that a quarter is 3 months and not 4. Hahahaha.

Minnie mouse.

Minnie mouse.

Mom = hilarious human being

My mom recently started using a touch screen phone and is finding it very difficult to text. Here is a sample text from today:

“Dad confirmed training fown here with u. I told him u will leave at 4:30. U guys communicate eith each othet. J font bogher yo correct my mistakes angmor. Just guesd, very ftudtrstinv”

Legit l-o-l-ed.

This is what ICBC practice looks like.
They stick you in a small room for 3 hours with flip chart paper, smelly markers, and a 30 page case. Sometimes the marker smell is good, and sometimes it leads to a migraine of epic proportions. Today was the latter.

This is what ICBC practice looks like.

They stick you in a small room for 3 hours with flip chart paper, smelly markers, and a 30 page case. Sometimes the marker smell is good, and sometimes it leads to a migraine of epic proportions. Today was the latter.

Today I had Cheetos for breakfast and instant noodles for lunch. Breakfast/lunch of champions? I think yes!

Anna found my oldest diary today. Funniest, best diary ever. Examples:

  • October 15, 1996: “Today i ate punut buter. i got 51/54 in my spelling test.”
  • October 17, 1996: “I brought my musical bear for show and tell.”
  • October 22, 1996: “Today music teacher taught me ghost songs and I don’t like it.”
  • March 25, 1997: “Today I lost my front tooth. I was very happy.”
  • July 10, 1997: “Today I lost my incisor teeth” 

Not sure how I got 51/54 on a spelling test when I couldn’t even spell peanut butter correctly, hahahaahha. But life was so simple at 6/7 years old - before puberty and boys and drama!

Taking a walk outside during my lunch break was a good idea. Remembering to bring sunscreen = an even better idea. :)

Taking a walk outside during my lunch break was a good idea. Remembering to bring sunscreen = an even better idea. :)

I think my aunt is the only person in the world who puts BANDAIDS on cracks in the windshield. Pretty much just died laughing.

I think my aunt is the only person in the world who puts BANDAIDS on cracks in the windshield. Pretty much just died laughing.

Rings are getting more and more ridiculous nowadays.

Rings are getting more and more ridiculous nowadays.

Can you tell by the tendons sticking out of my wrist that this was heavy?

Can you tell by the tendons sticking out of my wrist that this was heavy?